In other news, the world is going to end. That's right-—I got an 'A' on a 3d design project. Keep your eyes peeled for flocks of pigs (and seriously, how nasty would that be? I mean, pigeons are bad enough. Bring your umbrellas, folks). The project was a planar abstraction of a bell pepper, and it looked . . . well. The title says it all, really. When my dad saw it he thought it was a spaceship. I think it might have helped that the teacher was doped up on cough medicine when he graded it . . .

Have spent the last week sewing popcorn bags together to make a skirt-—another 3d project. Not sure what it was supposed to teach me, other than popcorn bags aren't very sewable. I kept jabbing my fingers with the needle, then dropping it and loosing it in the carpet. Also, about half the bags needed to be emptied before I could sew them. I tried just dumping the kernels out into the trash, but that left all the gunky, greasy stuff stuck to the inside. The best solution seemed to be to pop them. And it worked! There was a lot less greasy stuff. But what about the popped corn? I couldn't just throw it all away . . .

You see where this is going? Yeah. Ten bags of popcorn, all eaten in under two days. In my defense, it seemed like a really fun idea at the time. Now-—not so much.

But it's finished! Happiness! And it's a Thursday, which means a new episode of supernatural, so even more happiness! Normally I eat popcorn while I watch the show, but this time I think I'll stick with ice cream.